itstimetogo:

what is your holy trinity of fruits

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aqueerkettleofish:

professorerudite:

roseyturtles:

sapphire363:

capturetheatre:

this is genius!!!!

performer: @abby_seim 

video source:  @josey__terry

Ok so not only is this person a fantastic singer, this is also fucking hilarious

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This is amazing!!!

  1. The execution.
  2. The Ending.
  3. The woman was giving up the parts normally used to INHALE to commit to the bit.
20 hours ago with 126,318 notes / via: tanoraqui source: capturetheatre

bairenalenko:

maestrosigma:

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excellent names on the enemy team tonight

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oldshrewsburyian:

tinydooms:

fremedon:

amarguerite:

Apparently “what ho!” is a corruption of Beowulf’s “hwaet!”?? 

Now need a P.G. Wodehouse translation of Beowulf.

What ho! Have you heard of these chaps,
Dashed good fellows with a spear and whatnot–

What-ho! You are no doubt familiar with a certain strain of Danish chappie—your good Jutlander, or in point of fact, the Spear-Dane—and with more examples than I need to relate of the sort of thing they and their chieftains used to get up to.

But to take a single exemplar of the breed—what Gussie might call a type specimen, were we discussing newts, as we generally are when Gussie has come to the metrop.—consider a cove who was called Shield, the Spear-Dane being even keener on simple descriptive appellations than the average Etonian, and Son of Sheaf, said cove being a foundling and rather short on surnames.

Despite this unpropitious beginning, this Shield Sheafsson, as he grew up, graduated from knocking blighters off of barstools to permitting them to retain their seats and, once word had spread around the Baltic of the size and bellicosity of his fellows, raking in the ready for this favor. An all-round good sort and a good king, was the Danes’ verdict.

@belphegor1982 @oldshrewsburyian

Now this Shield’s son was a good chap too, well-liked by all. Jeeves would be able to tell you if the Danes were wont to express enthusiasm by chucking rolls at a fellow, like the Drones. I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. At any rate, when he had shuffled off this mortal coil, his son took over, and so on, until Hrothgar became king (rum names these fellows had, but I suppose it’s better than being called Shield, which must have been muddling, shields being very much in evidence in those days.) Still, into every life, as they say, some rain must fall and all that, and the Danes had a bit of a rough time of it under Hrothgar.

This wasn’t because Hrothgar was slack at the business of kinging it, or that the Danes took against him. No, general consensus was that he gave a good dinner and was the sort of chap you could rely on to forget when he’d loaned you money in a pinch. But the parties he hosted could get a bit riotous and, well, one thing led to another. I myself could tell a tale of a policeman’s helmet… but that’s by the by. The point is that there was a creature called Grendel, generally given to stalking marshes and similar uncheerful activities. A bit like Banquo’s ghost or my own Aunt Agatha, always popping up when least wanted. 

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thewoods-have-eyes:

I made a few quick watercolour sketches for the characters that drew my attention when listening to The silt verses, its such a great podcast, both bone chilling but also beautiful i love it, i was very excited to see the creators of im in eskew make sth new

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definitely-not-lordenglish:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

definitely-not-lordenglish:

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Starting a collection

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Some additions:

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7eyrani:

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Traditional tombstones of Alevi Kurds in Dersim

1 day ago with 4,455 notes / via: sixappleseeds source: 7eyrani

comparativetarot:

Knight of Pentacles. Art by Viv Tanner and Eli Baum, from Sefirot.

“Let not my love be called idolatry,
Nor my beloved as an idol show,
Since all alike my songs and praises be
To one, of one, still such, and ever so.”

(Source: twitter.com)

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etruski:

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Throwback to when I put my name as Dante Alighieri on Academia.edu and received this email

1 day ago with 18,765 notes / via: chaumas-deactivated20230115 source: etruski

souperluminal:

Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones

1 day ago with 51,059 notes / via: audible-smiles source: souperluminal

lunosphere:

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»artist: Erin Hanson (American, b. 1981)
»title: Pine and Sunset, 2021
»medium: oil on linen
»size: 25 x 34 in

(Source: erinhanson.com)

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verk0my:

keep it quiet you guys, he’s sleeping

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Anonymous wondered,

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity



curiositykilledthecas:

dapperboar:

megan-renee:

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

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Reblogging again because the art is spectacular. 10/10.

1 day ago with 281,403 notes / via: mistergandalf source: megan-renee

peterokii:

peterokii:

there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 


edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

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expanding the coworker universe

2 days ago with 81,594 notes / via: tanoraqui source: peterokii